how to tell if a movie is shit

callmeoutis:

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afloweroutofstone:

I, for one, can’t wait for the destruction of traditional family values



paramorre:

Be Your Own Hero


alekzmx:

izzymar:

corrine-foxworth:

princeofthehallows:

A point Jon Stewart and EVERY OTHER GAY GUY wishes you could comprehend. 

They assume that because that’s how straight men treat women. Like predators going after prey. Sucks to feel vulnerable and scared, huh?

Men’s egos, everybody.

straight guys´ masculinity is the most fragil thing

(Source: d0ntevenw0rryab0utit)





knightscrest:

officialnasa:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

how do astronauts say they’re sorry?

they apollo-gize!!

We dont apologize.

we are perfect.

nasa i know of at least 2 exploded spaceships that beg to differ

(Source: frightscrest)



theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted




unofficiallyjuni:

fuckyeah-nerdery:

sigfodr:

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

The bravest woman on Earth.

I love her. Forever reblog.




(Source: tinafeyandamypoehler)




fuocogo:

glubblub:

god this fucking person

another vine i’m going to accidentally watch 100 times 



mis4nthropy:

me: (worries about all the things I haven’t done yet)
me: (still doesn’t do them)





officialunitedstates:

me when it starts raining really hard:  ya hooo the plants sure needed this.  the plants will really slurp this right up







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